I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
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I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
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Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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