Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
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How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
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No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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