You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Come share oat with me in your robe
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize