gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
how do you play pong handcuffed?
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
