at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
i think i just lost a toe
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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