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Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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