It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
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This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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