I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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