so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
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bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
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I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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