he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
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It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
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I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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