ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
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Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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