Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
There's always time for handjobs
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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