Having a random hookup so left but love u
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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