I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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