you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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