So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
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i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
the night ended with taco bell and tears
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
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My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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