Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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