I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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