Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
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Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
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I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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