I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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