There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
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I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
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So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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