around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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