ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
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You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
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I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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