You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
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Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I didn't notice because vodka
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You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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