I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
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i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
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Just high enough for therapy.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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