She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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