You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
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