And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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