why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Randomize
