am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
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shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
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I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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