I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
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It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
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I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
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