Where is the hickey?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
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I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
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why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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