Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
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once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
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I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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