The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
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i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
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You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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