Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
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