I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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