question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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