tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
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its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
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I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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