It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
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It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
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Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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