Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
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