I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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