she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
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I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
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No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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