I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
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i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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