i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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