your parents love me but you hate me
Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
Randomize