I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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