But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
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