Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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