He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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