belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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