Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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