I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I need water and some morals
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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