Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
He better not be in your backpack
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don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
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I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
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