I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Holy sore nipples Batman
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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