I wish i was in the wii world.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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