its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
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if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I love having hate sex.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
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Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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