its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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